Nude or smelly - some choice

No one likes a whiner, but really ...

1) The Oilers lost
2) The washing machine broke
3) Yes, the washing machine is broken

So it appears I can either go around naked or stinkin' out the joint wherever I go.

I suppose I could find a laudromat ... do they still have those? I guess they do - I keep seeing them in movies and on TV shows. I think there may have been one in Shopgirl.

Grumble, grumble.

This modern life. It ain't easy, I tell ya!