I am a goat (too much information)

I tried posting this earlier today but Blogger was down. But I can post now and here it is, from Birthday Calculator, all about me, the Goatboy. The date in question, January 17:

Your date of conception was on or about 26 April 1955 which was a Tuesday.

You were born on a Tuesday
under the astrological sign Capricorn.
Your Life path number is 3.

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 6 & 9.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 2, 5 & 11.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 4, 7, 8 & 22.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2435489.5. (What the hell does that mean?)
The golden number for 1956 is 19.
The epact number for 1956 is 17.
The year 1956 was a leap year.

(I really don't get the numbers business but it appears to be very meaningful.)

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/24/1955 and ending 2/11/1956.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Goat.

(And yes, Capricorn also is the goat sign ... hence, Goatboy.)

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 1 April 1956.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 6 May 1956.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 15 February 1956.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 20 May 1956.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 27 May 1956.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Thursday, 6 September 1956.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Tuesday, 27 March 1956.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 14 February 1956.

As of 6/8/2006 2:11:09 AM EDT
You are 26,503,331 minutes old.

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 7.20352250489237 years old. (You old hound dog, you!)

(What the hell is that supposed to mean?)

Your birthstone is Garnet

The Mystical properties of Garnet:

Garnet is used as a power stone

Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Emerald, Rose Quartz

Your birth tree is:

Elm Tree, the noble-mindedness (ooh ... I like that!)

Pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, tends to a know-all-attitude and making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humour, practical.

The moon's phase on the day you were born was waxing crescent.

(The Goatboy business ain't no joke. See where you go when you try goatboy.net).