Sometimes England is just plain odd

Across the pond in the country of Shakespeare, something may be amiss. Or perhaps this is the norm in England and I'm just ill-informed about daily life there. But here are three recent searches that landed someone from England at my door:

- acrylic toilet seats the planets
- polar bears wipe bum
- getting wet and muddy in a suit and tie

Bottoms and mud. Seems a bit odd to me. Oh, and from somewhere in the world some poor bastard searched this:

- how much do you provide for a stool sample

Life is full of unanswered questions.