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Tuesday, November 15, 2005

John Kerry, regarding your e-mail ...

Dear John Kerry,

Thank you for the several e-mails. However, you should know, I am a Canadian. I think you're a swell fella, and good luck to your efforts, but while Canadians have more than their share of right-of-centre people, we do not have any Republicans to turf from office. Your e-mail reads, in part:

It's time for the next step. Help our "20,000 troops home over the holidays" campaign place billboards in the home districts of Republican leaders.

There are no Republican districts here.

However, should you wish to pay my travel expenses and set me up in nice digs in Hawaii, I'll bust my behind placing billboards - when I'm not on the beach.

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4 Comments:

  • Proof positive that the Internet has no borders, no nationalities, and no sense of geography! LOL

    By Blogger Chimera, at 4:45 PM  

  • No wonder he lost.

    By Blogger Nastyboy, at 6:18 PM  

  • Dammit, he didn't email me!!!

    By Blogger kris, at 8:39 PM  

  • and here i thought kerry had picked me out of the masses for a one woman crusade.

    damn.

    ;) sizz

    By Blogger Sizzle, at 1:29 PM  

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